This is a totally fictitious review on the penis size of Alexander the Great. It is made up and not to be taken seriously.
My name is Alexander the Great and I have the biggest penis in the world. Nobody can match my achievements in penis size. This goes for the present time in history , the past, and the future. If you even think about trying to match me, well, don't even bother.
In fact my penis size is so big when I lead my armies into battle I don't even need a weapon. My big penis size is enough to cause my enemies to lay down their arms and forfeit the battle. This is military strength enough to overcome all opposition.
The achievements of my penis are unmatched in the history of man. Infidels who have disputed this fact were destroyed by my unbeatable army. My military phalanx has never been beaten in war. A typical phalanx is 16 men deep, armed with heavy shields, and 21 foot spears. The sight of them alone has caused armies to tremble with fear.
I have the biggest penis ever. Full stop.
My public relations officer, Aristotle, has urged me to note down all my sexual achievements. This is so that mere mortals can dream of, but never attain the great height of, the biggest penis in the history of the world.
I am grateful for being the son of Zeus, but even he in his godlike form does not have a big penis like I do. My big penis has set standards no other citizen can match.
I know you want to thank me for sharing this historical fact that I Alexander the Great, have the biggest penis in the history of the world. I give myself permission to name my penis the Eighth Wonder Of The World. Even the Hanging Gardens Of Babylon are second rate compared with it.
One final note. To that blasphemous infidel, Nickus Aegean Dickus, who sent me a scroll with the following written upon, " Thou words art full of camel dung, and my goat has better military skills than you," shall soon receive a visit from one of my supreme army legions which will destroy his house, burn down his village, and then my generals will put up monuments praising the generosity of yours truly Alexander the Great.
James Henders
Author Bio
James Henders reviews penis enlargement products for a living. He shows you how he achieved his own penis size increase at
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